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I don't like bullshit so I am just going to get down to it. I want to make some money off coaching because poker bores me. I also think it will be easy for me to coach intelligent learners to beat these games for steady profit.

The games in particular that I am talking about are the 90 and 180 man turbo sngs on pokerstars and FTP.

Why should you want to play these? Because the competition is weak. The games are much softer than cash games, most players are completely clueless in fact. Actually, almost all regulars play poorly compared to me. It is the truth. And I can teach you to play better than the rest of the field as well.

Want proof? Well I will show how high my ROI is, despite not playing my best game for most of these sngs. And no, I don't run good. Maybe there are other regulars with higher ROIs than me but I doubt there are many, especially not with large samples.

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I play 9 of these at a time and they last 1-1.5 hours on average. At the moment I play 90 man knockout turbos on FTP, $13 and $26 buyins. But I have experience at all stakes. I do not have to play very much at all to squeak a living by, and when I am feeling more ambitious I can actually make a good amount of money quite quickly. So if I was to pick up students that had the toughness to grind out huge volumes, I think tons of money could be made.


Anyways, I can't guarrantee I will take you as a student. I am not exactly even sure of how many students I want to take or how I am going to go about coaching. But It won't be very expensive, it will probably invole me getting a % of your profits over a certain volume of sngs, the duration of which I will be coaching you. But I imagine it would be extremely profitable for most players looking to play these sorts of games.

But I am posting this to probe how much interest there is. So if you are interested, reply here or send me a PM.

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So... I sure tried to get away from this, lol. I was going to join the air force. Everything was ready.

So I go to the recruiter, and I find out that the info he told me on the phone was wrong. He said the air force had a rule of 6 months without being on ADD meds before you can join. I am just about at 6 months. But once I am there, what do I find out? Actually, you have to wait a year. A year with no meds. So I have 6 months to earn money before I go in the air force. I have no br or anything, this screws me pretty hard lol.

So, I gotta find 1 or 2 hundred to play with and I think I will work up from $10 plo.

Or, if I have to, I have a stake opportunity from some Colin Moshman fellow. He will back me no risk, 50% of my winnings go to him, and I would start at $6 90 man turbo sngs on ftp.

I would prefer to play plo but I will do whatever I have to! Good luck me. Welcome back to my life, poker. You dirty whore. Treat me better this time. I am more of a man than I was before so hopefully we can have a more pleasant relationship.

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So, yeah i run terrible but I also play terrible. at least compared to how I should be playing.

so I need someone to help me with my game, @ 50nl/100nl. 6max.

I need someone I can discuss strategy with indepth and send a ton of hands to that we can discuss. oh, and I can't pay you.

but nevertheless if you are a pretty good winner and are up for this it would be of great help to me


And I am not just talking about beating the game. I already can beat the game. What I want to do is absolutely destroy it.

also if u are just a highly motivated player who is already a small winner at these stakes but wants to annihilate the games, I would love to discuss strategy and shit with u as well

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